Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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