I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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