You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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