First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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