I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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