So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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