Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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