I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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