Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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