Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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