Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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