Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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