That's intense
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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