i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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