super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I forget how to act sober
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