How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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