Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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