If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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