plz talk dirty to me
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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