Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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