just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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