i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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