she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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