Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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