First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the day after is always just damage control
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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Lo siento on account of my penis...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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