So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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