I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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