Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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