he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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