What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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