I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
