I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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