Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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