Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
