Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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