I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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