I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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