i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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