She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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