i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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