Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
