eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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