I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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