Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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