Everything about him screamed your future.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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