Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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