Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
