He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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