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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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