HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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