Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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