Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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