We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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