But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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