Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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