im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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